Dear Moon,

We all love a great dumpster story, it's LTT tradition, right? Remember the Epic Night? well it was amazing for me when I was able to take the spotlight away from Bobby when I swallowed that photographer lady. Of course Ascot Phil came to the rescue, and all she had was a dumpster run in with him, not Bobby and not Rob. Thanks for coming to visit so often, hopefully I can offer you something more than the curtain.

Love,

the Dumpster behind Hotel Cafe