Dear Moon & UC,
Wow, has it really been a year already?! I can't hardly remember because I consumed too many little bottles in my day, but wow how time flies! I would love to be there to help you celebrate but some good lookin' red head with sharp teeth stole my "Kiss Me I'm Irish" green tee and some dude with awesome abs stole my leather jacket and oh...I'm sort of dead. Or in purgatory, not sure if it's Heaven, but I do know it's not hell. I don't know where I'm at, I can't even make a kitty meow. But one thing, I left you my fishing boat in my will. That's normal.