Dear UC & Moon
Congratulations on reaching your one year anniversary! It brings me back to the glory days of last December when we were all basking in the blue afterglow of Twilight, no one had ever heard of Chris Weitz and the grey t-shirt I was using as a pillowcase still smelled like Rob. While I'm totally stoked that you are helping to keep my name in the blogosphere please stop telling people I like to hang out at TGIFriday's since I can't enjoy my Ultimate Margarita and potato skins at Appy Hour without someone coming over to ask me about "spider monkey". It's a real buzz kill. But at least I get to spend every night in THE bed where all the magic started. Eat your hearts out.